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UBB Columbus

The BBC logo, block martini glasses on silver bars over a red background, in parody of the Klingon Empire emblem.

If you find Vulcan in the blue tote, no you fucking didn’t.

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Welcome aboard the Uncontrolled Bar Base Columbus , Barfleet’s first permanent station in the Alpha Quadrant!

At first glance, the Barbase may seem like a humble and extremely out-of-date K-Class space station.  However, the station’s history before earning its Barfleet Construction Contract (BCC) is shrouded in mystery.  We aren’t really sure of her true origin.  The Ferengi who sold the station to the Captain weren’t very clear as to how it came into their possession.  We didn’t ask.

Besides the station being amazingly cool inside, what truly makes the Barbase unique is the strange heavenly body it guards.  The Inebrium Nebula is a one-of-a-kind windfall for Barfleet and its formation in this region of space can only be attributed to the party-rich atmosphere.  Scans of this previously unknown nebula indicate it to be a type of cosmic alcohol in a very raw and highly concentrated form.  The region is dangerously unstable and the nebula exerts powerful effects on the unprepared.  At least one Federation Starship has fallen to an unusable state by venturing too deep into the cloud.  Unfounded reports claim that ship’s organic gel packs were seriously affected and its last transmissions were slurred and garbled.  This seemed to suggest that the ship was in an unresponsive state, and in need of greasy breakfast products.

Now fully equipped with a Dreadnaught Bar and a more nimble Battle Bar, Barbase Columbus has stood for twenty years at the forefront of the alcoholic sciences and has the continuing mission to maintain the party-rich atmosphere that Inebrium feeds on, to protect the uninitiated from its effects and to spread the message of Barfleet to all who visit.

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