Well, I've been putting off adding these because so few of our officers are ever in a state that renders them able to complete a log entry that contains words other than "uhhh," or "yeah, honey, right there," or "oh no, not again," or even "please, god, make the pain stop and I'll never eat that again," that it promised to be a sparse page. However, due to popular demand (one guest actually asked), I have decided to go ahead and add the page.
What these logs will bring you is a glimpse into the personal life of those officers brave, sober, and literate enough to record entries at some kind of regular interval. Hopefully, they will give our guests some impression of what it's like to steal into the archive office late at night and peek into the administrative database of the Casual. Of course, if that's what you're after, then the rest of the ship is probably wasted on you...
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