Under the heading of "Things man was not meant to know", Izzy monitors the food and drink intake of Cmdr. Thomas during his early afternoon wake up ritual.

   The medical staff was called in after Engineering noticed a significant drain on the replicator systems. The power drop occurred every day around 1300hrs. It was quickly traced to Cmdr. Thomas' quarters. Comm. MacLaren, having worked on removing some of Thomas' Borg implants, authorized a series of tests to establish what effect the remaining implants is having on Thomas' altered Orion physiological functions.

   "I'm still half asleep when I get up." reported Thomas, "I'm also really hungry. Maybe Cmdr. Fugit could install some big bore conduits in the replicator in my quarters."

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   You asked for it and we bring it to you. Although the UBS Casual already has more visitors than Risa and the Orion Chamber of Flesh combined. There is still a need for dedicated crewmembers (or anyone willing to facilitate activities that are best left unsaid). In order to find those individuals with an aptitude for depravity, the Casual Observer is sponsoring the "Pick the new recruiting poster" contest.

   Our first entry is Cmdr. von Matic with his catchy "The Casual, if we don't have it, you don't want it.".

   If you have an idea for a poster, contact Bull Rockywinkle in the Guest Services center (right nest the the JAG office on deck 6) or leave a message for the Casual Observer at the usual anonymous blind drops (you know where they are...).

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