An unfortunate accident occurred 2 weeks ago when Cmdr. von Matic discovered the new TrashAway^TM. The TrashAway^TM, the latest product from the R&D labs, uses a system of pipes leading from receptacles placed thoughout the ship (like the one in the Battle Bar, shown here) to an airlock placed right between the impulse engines. The theory was best explained by Capt. Havok, "It just sucks in all the junk that can't be broken down, and blows it out where the engines can burn it up. We never thought somebody would actually put their face in the thing."

   Party Marines Dwarf and Hawk were witnesses to the incident and reported von Matic's last words prior to getting stuck as, "Oooh! Bottle goes down the hole. What else goes down the hole?"

   Several Casual guests were also present and, after Cmdr. von Matic's extraction, were lining up to give it a try.

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   The crew of the Casual is tireless in their efforts to bring novel forms of entertainment to their guests. Comm. Erickson and CreWoman Izzy (no, we don't know what her duties are on board, but she sure looks good doing it) once again journey back though history to the height of the Roman Empire (surprise, surprise?)

   Erickson and Iz were the guests of honor at the previously undocumented Rite of the Sacrificium Sanctum. The archaeological value of this rite alone would be unimaginable. "Whatever," said Erickson, "We were looking for a new theme for our next party."

   They spent several hours taking notes and making suggestion. "It was great." Izzy reported. "We made a lot of friends, especially that Gaius Caliguia. He's so sweet and innocent."

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